Santa would be out riding his bike today, but there is still plenty of snow and ice on the roadways.  In fact, Santa just slippped and fell on his ass in his icy driveway while taking the dogs out for a pee.  Santa will be spreading some salt and sand on the driveway at first light.  But first he’s going to take a couple of ibuprofen.  Santa’s not getting any younger, you know.